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Fortune cookie lulz

Okay, so I'm sure everyone (at least everyone on MY FL) knows about the fortune cookie game, where you add "in bed" after your fortune, right? Well, some fortunes are hilarious whether you do so or not.

An actual fortune I got at Mongolian Grill yesterday: "Anyone can 'start,' only the thoroughbred will 'finish!'" Both "start" and "finish" are genuinely in quotes (of course I kept it). I laughed so hard, I'm sure the waitress thought something was wrong with me. Just thought that was too funny not to share.

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