First of all, HOW is it three in the morning???
If you'd like to honestly know the answer to that question it's because of:
Ursula Vernon's Digger webcomic. I just read it from about the fourth chapter on. It's in the tenth now. I meant to stop at 1 am, but well, I didn't.
READ THIS. Not right this minute, if you don't have a few hours to spare, but SOON. I will warn you ahead of time, though it has her usual sense of humor, and you will be either laughing or smothering giggles (depending on when you read it) for a lot of it, there are heart-wrenching moments as well. Lots of them, in fact. READ IT. If you regret it, it kinda makes me wonder why you're reading my LJ... not in a bad way, more in a "WTF?" way, but really.